Zigman Freud
SYNYSTER GATES: "We're just touring around."
RANDOM GUY: "Cool, so I guess you're a band?"
SYNYSTER GATES: "Yeah.."
RANDOM GUY: "Name?"
SYNYSTER GATES: "Uuh.. Zigman.. It's a weird one, but.. It's a weird name, so please don't laugh."
RANDOM GUY: What was that?"
SYNYSTER GATES: "It's called Zigman.. It's a weird one, you can't laugh. 'Cause so many pepole have laughed."
RANDOM GUY: "Okay, I won't laugh.."
SYNYSTER GATES: "Zigman Freud does his own mother."